January 2012
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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The shortest horror story ever written:
Your tea has gone cold.
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: NYE outfit?
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no. more. skyrim. must. sleep.
*continues to play*
okay no seriously. no more skyrim. i’m off to bed. goodnight <3!
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so i started playing skyrim.
goodbye to my social life for the next week or so.
Anonymous asked: Are you at 420 followers yet? If not, let me know, so i know how many new accounts to make <3
The day he found out Angelina Jolie was adopting...
brianbees:
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brb showering and collecting my menstrual blood to put in a jar!
Parents Expectations vs. Reality of children being...
fourforyouglen:
Expectation: ”SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE”
Reality: “It’s chill if you don’t wanna smoke.”
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I’ve been sober for 4 days, which is the longest I’ve been in forever, and an opportunity to smoke weed for my best friend’s birthday tomorrow has arisen. Should I smoke? Yes/No?
“Ugh I’m so depressed that I’m ending 2011 single, with no one to spend New Year’s eve with, and with no one to kiss at midnight.”
Bitch, shut the fuck up. Be happy you’re alive and made it past another fucking year. Learn how to appreciate everything else rather than whine about being single. Grow the fuck up.
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing