May 2013
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My theory on why us black niggas have big dicks...
ohbadr:
Basically, asian guys have small dicks cause asian girls have no ass. They dont need much to get in there. Black bitches got fucking fat asses so a black nigga needed to evolve and shit so we can get in there. I mean like our genetics realized, shit these bitches asses too fat we needa grow and according to darwins theory we adapt to our environment. back then fat black ass was our...
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You gotta be cautious
hervacationh0me:
With women that liked to be choked. Theres women who liked to be choked lightly, but then theres those who want you to squeeze till the veins come out on their forehead and they sound like Louis Armstrong and shit.
You know she likes to be choked and so you do it, but she tells you to squeeze harder and you’re like “Aigh, she a freak. I like that” And she tells you to squeeze...
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0409-90:
Protip: In order to wake up Priscila from the dead, text her lyrics from any Blink 182 song and she will text you back the next line.
this is how u win my heart
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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i can be such a jealous person sometimes
(lowkey tho)
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I can’t wait to go visit Cali and my bae, Roan ♥ ◡ ♥
I honestly can’t stand being in New York anymore lol (⊙‿⊙✿)
